Relationships aren’t private
* Billy Bob just broke up with me 😦 *
2 days later…
*We got back together 😀 *
Sigh
You get tagged in inappropriate pictures
*Billy Bob just tagged you in 49 pictures*
Sigh
The person you like gets tagged with someone you don’t like
*asshole just tagged your crush in 49 pictures*
Sigh
The location tab brings out your inner stalker
*Billy Bob is in Nandos*
Sigh, let’s pay him a visit
People write stupid statuses
*I can’t decide what to eat*
I don’t care, sigh
People brag about being drunk
*Time to get messy*, *my head is banging*
Clearly you don’t know what dignity means?
P.S I think you’ll find you’re using the term messy wrong, sigh
People get cocky over a screen
*Billy Bob picks a fight with you on your wall*
BUT
*Billy Bob doesn’t say anything to your face*
Sigh
Fake birthday messages
*Billy Bob just wished you happy birthday*
I haven’t talked to him in two years, sigh
Game requests
*Billy Bob has invited you to play….*
No thank you, sigh
Yes I know the list could go on and I’m sure it pegs the question why don’t I delete my Facebook – if I wasn’t so nosey I would.
To all those people who don’t fit these descriptions, I salute you!
Nat's Natter 